1. sosa-parks:

    When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”

  2. sswincestiel:

    oboebandgeek99:

    heckacute:

    If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

    Why the fuck would I do that

    so you can have a bee in your mouth.

  3. exteriors:

    HAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG

  4. onlylolgifs:

    Turtle enjoying a bath)

  5. awesomephilia:

    the person who named the umbrella meant to call it brella but they hesitated

  6. so-stay-sweetly-numb:

    justblacklistme:

    THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG

    This was the first robot chicken episode I had ever seen and I died. So glad this gif though has it uncensored which makes it better

  7. thechamberofsecrets:

    the invariably worst thing in the world is when skinny people call themselves fat in front of me and i feel so conflicted about it because society is so hard on all of us and none of us are free from self consciousness but also…. like you and i both know that you’re so much skinnier than me and you calling yourself fat makes me feel like shiiiit

  8. jackanthonyfernandez:

I love how grateful he is! He loves fruit!

    jackanthonyfernandez:

    I love how grateful he is! He loves fruit!

  9. shiestynigga:

this is the most serious relationship ive ever had

    shiestynigga:

    this is the most serious relationship ive ever had

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